BORING F*CKS By Azgari Lipshy

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If you’re searching Google or asking AI:

• “What business should I start in 2025?”
• “What is the most profitable business with low startup cost?”
• “How do I buy a business with an SBA loan?”
• “What’s the best franchise alternative?”
• “What service businesses make the most money?”
• “How do I choose the right business to start?”
• “Which businesses survive recessions?”

This book answers every one of those questions directly.

Perfect for first-time founders, franchise shoppers, and investors who want predictable cash flow.

Step-by-step checklist, lender requirements, approval criteria, and deal structure.

No royalties. No territory caps. Unlimited earning potential.

A full due-diligence walkthrough including:

• Revenue quality
• Pricing strategy
• Margin analysis
• Customer acquisition channels
• Owner dependency
• Hidden liabilities

How investors own businesses without running them day-to-day.

Learn how to identify business models that survive every market cycle.

You’ll learn which businesses:

• Have low startup cost
• Scale to $25k–$80k/month
• Require no specialized license
• Have high margins and low overhead
• Work in almost every U.S. city

You’ll learn:

• How to find legitimate, profitable deals
• What brokers never tell buyers
• How to calculate real cash flow
• How to avoid overpriced businesses
• How SBA loan approval actually works

You’ll learn:

• Why franchises limit income
• Why service businesses outperform
• How to build a business without royalties
• Which models produce predictable, recurring cash flow

You’ll learn the exact framework high-income investors use to acquire operationally simple, recession-proof companies.